Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. Thank you for choosing to fly OSS. Shortly, we’ll be joining Captains Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker for the take-off to end all take-offs, Airplane.
We regret any inconvenience the sudden shifts in tone may cause as One Sensational Shot makes its ascent to the serious matter of pledging support to a nationwide boycott of Cineworld.
There’s no reason to be alarmed as we cruise through the fog of war with an attenuated tour of Iraq 2 cinema. And it’s back down to earth with a bump when we look ahead to host Luke Littleboy’s impending nuptials!
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a podcast?